*Presenting the Rolex “Sprite” GMT-Master II… for the Rolex “enthusiast” that already has a Pepsi, Batgirl, Batman, Starbucks, Hulk, and Bruce Wayne, and thinks a LHD model will finally give his collection personality.*   *What were you expecting in 2022, the Coke GMT?*   *Rolex heard you and proceeded to flip the GMT horizontally and opt for a color with no red in it whatsoever. The Rolex catalog didn’t have enough green to remind ArchieLuxury to eat a salad, so they chose a different Coca-Cola product just to spite you.*   *Now, left-handed people can join us in “horology” by also pretending they use the GMT’s functions.*   *As for the rest of us, who knows when Saxon Ratliff is lying down to our left?*   *Of course, like so many basement dwellers (Rolex might low-key release this to honor redditors) pointed out, “Sprite” colors aren’t really green and black. Here are some better names for this frivolous chunk of steel that left-handed people were fine without:*   *“Expired Guacamole”*   *“Old Greg”*   *“Jill Stein’s Running Mate”*   *“The Pickle Rick (Funniest shit I’ve ever seen)”*   *Cop it before Nico discovers a new shade of green on the bezel and calls this one “Mk 1.”*   *Note: no talented designers were hurt in the creation of the Sprite. No talented designers were used, either.* \------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Model:** Rolex “Sprite” GMT-Master II, Reference M126720VTNR-0001 **Configuration:** black/green bezel, Oyster bracelet **Condition:** Mint. Maybe a hairline mark from handling, maybe not- it’s unworn and mint. **Description:** 40mm case. 3285 movement featuring a 70 hour power reserve. **Included:** Box, papers, both white and green hang tags, 2023 warranty card. **Album:** [https://imgur.com/a/rolex-m126720vtnr-0001-95RSoao](https://imgur.com/a/rolex-m126720vtnr-0001-95RSoao) **Timestamp:** [https://i.imgur.com/y3rmguz.png](https://i.imgur.com/y3rmguz.png) **Price: $15,550** via wire. Subtract $100 if you don’t need the box. Includes insured shipping to anywhere in the contiguous United States- contact me if you’re elsewhere. Follow me on IG: lumeslice