Attention, r/watchexchange! Say hello to my (slightly) less beloved baby, the San Martin NH34 39mm BB GMT Sapphire BGW9 SN0054-G-B1. Yes, that name is a mouthful, but so is the breakfast burrito I inhaled this morning. We're both impressive, but only one of us tells time (and doesn't give you heartburn). Listen, I love this watch. It's got everything a GMT should have: sapphire crystal, BGW9 lume that lights up like a rave in Chernobyl, and a bezel that is never misaligned. But alas, I'm a fickle collector with more watches than brain cells, and something's gotta go. So here we are, two strangers on the internet, united by our love of wrist bling. The good news? This San Martin is in mint condition. Like, "accidentally wore it to a monastery and the monks were impressed" kind of mint. The bad news? I ate that breakfast burrito, and let's just say, the exchange might get a little...aromatic. But hey, for $150+shipping, you're getting a killer watch with a side of hilarious anecdotes. What are you waiting for? Dive into my DMs and let's make a deal! Most usual payment forms accepted (by which I mean only PayPal and Venmo). P.S. This ad was written by Bard, a large language model from Google AI, because apparently, I'm too busy stuffing my face to write my own damn sales copy. P.P.S. Bard takes no responsibility for any burrito-related incidents during shipping. P.P.P.S. Seriously, buy this watch. It's awesome. \#SanMartin #NH34 #BBGMT #Sapphire #BGW9 #Watchexchange #AIgenerated #Sendhelp