It’s 1982. As you slide out of the Delorian, you check your wrist. Rolex? No. It’s the future…and the future is digital.

I really am not sure anyone is equipped with enough testosterone to pull this off. I mean, panties drop at the mere glimpse of this bad ass creation from the Swiss gods of horology.

Having said that, I am willing to let others try. FAIR WARNING, unintended pregnancies are entirely your own fault and I can bear no risk to what may happen.

Here we go….

Available to the few hearty souls who have the temerity to try is this blood chilling Omega. This rare vintage Omega 1616 Lcd Digital Quartz Watch Case Ref 196.0074 is what every GenX desired…every boomer wished they had the balls to procure…and anyone younger simply feels a stirring in their loins that can never be satisfied.

Fresh battery. Complete watch, no box or papers. I will be taking more pictures, but I’m honestly afraid what might happen. This could crash the interwebs as we know it. I’ll be listing it elsewhere in the breathtaking six figure arena, but here $500 net to me. DO NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY. Venture forth at your own risk.

Brother, there is so much mojo radiating from this thing, it repels moisture like milspec superhydrophobic materials.

**WARNING, Chest hair could double and dating in your area could collapse.